Fabio was seen pumping some gas on his super sweet Lamborghini Gallardo. With this kind of ride, he can make any lady choreograph damsel-in-distress poses, just like the girls in his paperback romances!

Fabio, Lamborghini

I honestly can't believe that Fabio stacked this think up. But to Fabio's credit the damage looks strikingly similar to Aaron Robinson's damage to the Ferrari 599 when he wrecked one as the Technical Editor of Car and Driver magazine.

Source: TMZ

Fabio, Ferrari, wrecked

I guess Fabio still exists and looks like he made the mistake of a lifetime!!!

Source: Jalopnik via TMZ

Fabio, Ferrari, wrecked